Rockin’ In The Free . . . AFTERWORLD?

The canned water brand Liquid Death has started selling the first ever “music-streaming URN.” So when you’re dead and gone, your ASHES can keep rockin’! They’ve teamed up with Spotify, and it’s called the “Eternal Playlist Urn”. It has a built-in Bluetooth speaker in the lid, so the music plays INSIDE the urn. They only made 150, so they’ll probably sell out quickly (you can check it out by clicking HERE). Check out their funny  video, that says it’s a serious upgrade for your “post-life experience”, and claims music can reduce your odds of a HAUNTING by 47%. I can see this being used for good . . . or evil. You could dump Grampa in there and play him his favorite songs, OR if you’re the vengeful type, torture him with music you know he’d hate. Or if you can hear the music outside the urn, something to drive everyone else crazy! (I’d play Grandma Gets Run Over By a Reindeer, or “The Bird Is The Word”!)