Stupid Criminal Just Can’t Give It Up

This guy is like the Tom Brady or the Brett Favre of drug dealing, because retirement is JUST A PHASE. An Uber driver in Cleveland was arrested, after a rider called 911 and told them that the Uber driver she just hired, was bragging about having drugs stashed in a fake aerosol can in the car. The cops tracked the Uber driver down, And sure enough they found the can. Which WAS filled with 24 grams of meth, along with pills, a meth pipe, a digital scale, packaging baggies, cash, and three cell phones. The driver was also wearing a shirt that said, “Retired Drug Dealer.” I guess he’d come out of retirement.