Stupid Criminal “Overachiever”

This couple has set the bar HIGH for stupid criminals! A couple in West Virginia are behind bars, after they both got DUIs, while driving a stolen R.V., while having SEX behind the wheel. A cop saw the man behind the wheel, while his girlfriend was straddling him, and both were naked (both admitted they were doing the hipity bipity when the cop spotted them). Cops found weed, drug paraphernalia, and a bag filled with a “white powdery substance.” The guy had several warrants out for his arrest, and they both got busted for the drugs, the R.V., indecent exposure, DUI, and they tacked on a charge for reckless driving, since he was the one behind the wheel when the hanky-panky was happening. Another stupid criminal was overheard saying “geez . . . leave some for the rest of us!” (Okay, I can’t back that last part up)