TERRIBLE STAR WARS JOKES
Since today is “Star Wars Day” ( May the 4th . . . get it?). Who wants to hear some TERRIBLE STAR WARS JOKES? Oh, okay . . . if you insist . . .
Q: Why did the Jedi cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side. (Rimshot)
Q: Why is Yoda so good at gardening?
A: Because he has a green thumb. (Rimshot)
Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Argh2-D2. (Rimshot)
Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter. (Rimshot)
Q: what is darth vader’s sister name
A: Ella. (Rimshot)
Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
A: At the Darth Maul, of course. (Rimshot)
Q: What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?
A: “Use the horse, Luke!” (Rimshot)
Q: What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A: A Toy Yoda. (Rimshot)
Q: Which Jedi had a musical career?
A: Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi. (Rimshot)
