The Heaviest and Lightest NFL Mascots
Be advised, we’re not talking about the people who wear the fuzzy suit and dance with fans in the stands. There’s no need to body-shame anyone . . . especially a cute cuddly lightning bolt (???). DraftKings came up with a ranking, based on the heaviest and lightest NFL mascot. The New York Jets top the list, since their mascot is an ACTUAL AIRPLANE, estimated at 110,000 pounds. The New York Giants are second (because a literal giant would apparently weigh 20,000 pounds), and in third is Tennessee (because a mythical Titan somehow tops out at 10,000 pounds). The lightest mascot . . . the Los Angeles Chargers, because a lightning bolt weighs NOTHING. For the record, the Cleveland Browns are the 7th lightest mascot in the NFL.

