The Top 5 List:

We’ve been spending some time cleaning up my Mom’s house over the last several months. Recently we’ve been working on her garage, and I’ve noticed a few troubling things that are the motivation for: The Top 5 Signs You’re Officially Becoming Your Parents . . .

#5) You find yourself turning down the car radio so you can “see better” while parking.

#4) You have a favorite burner on the stove and get genuinely upset if someone else uses it.

#3) Groaning when sitting down has become your body’s automatic sound effect.

#2) You look at a teenage fashion trend and say, “In my day, we wore pants that fit.”

#1) You keep a plastic grocery bag filled entirely with other plastic grocery bags.