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This Might Explain That Odd Co-Worker

Steve Artressia

A guy in the U.K. claims he was abducted by “reptilian” aliens in 1989. He says they looked like small dinosaurs, beamed him up, stripped him naked, and probed him (of course). Here are his five signs you’ve been abducted by aliens . . .

  1. Bumps under your skin.He claims aliens often leave implants under your skin.
  2. Nosebleeds.He’s had random nosebleeds for 2 years after his abduction.
  3. Strange flashbacks.Remembering bits and pieces of memories your brain blocked out.
  4. Missing time.Like going for a 20-minute walk, then founding out you’d been gone for hours.
  5. Psychic powers. He claims the reptiles opened his mind and left him with supernatural abilities (he now makes a living as a psychic medium.