Top 5 Fun Things to Do at the Mall Besides Shop

It’s official, thanks to teens, shopping malls are back! And just because times are tough financially, and you don’t have a ton of cash to spend, it doesn’t mean you can’t still enjoy the mall. See what I mean, with today’s list of . . . The Top 5 Fun Things To Do At The Mall Besides Shop:
#5) Count how many napkins it takes to sop the grease off your slice of Sbarro.                                             #4) Follow behind a Gap employee and unfold everything they just folded.                                                    #3) Draw nipples on all the mannequins.                                                                                                                  #2) Get drunk with the guy playing santa.
#1) Collect coins from the fountain. (Those ARE for us . . . right?)