Top 5 Signs the Weather Is About to Get Really Hot

Well the weather is really going to heat up this week. And if you don’t believe me, look for any of these: Top 5 Signs the Weather Is About to Get Really Hot . . .  

#5) The refrigerator door is sweating harder than a gym teacher.

#4) The local weather app adds a new icon: “surrender”

#3) Ice cream is no longer a treat, it’s a survival strategy

#2) The ducks at the park are refusing to swim until someone throws in ice.

#1) Your smart thermostat just sent an alert that reads: “Good luck.”