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What’s in the $350,000 Oscar Gift Bag?

Steve Artressia

On Sunday night, a couple dozen people will leave the Oscars with either a gold-plated statue, or the “honor of just being nominated” (???). Some of the nominees will walk away with something else: A gift bag worth $350,000! BUT, not everyone will get one, mostly it’s just the VERY important people. This year that list includes a few people, like: Timothée Chalamet, Leonardo DiCaprio, Michael B. Jordan, and Emma Stone. So what’s in the bag? Here are some of the highlights:

  1. An exclusive Arctic villa getaway with Northern Lights views.
  2. A ten‑day restorative reset in Sri Lanka.
  3. ArtLipo elite body‑sculpting liposuction.
  4. Facial rejuvenation procedures from Dr. Konstantin Vasyukevich, whoever that is.
  5. A custom prenuptial agreement from Celeb divorce attorney James Sexton, whoever THAT is.
  6. A gold-plated cold storage cryptocurrency wallet.
  7. High-potency cannabis products.

Who says Hollywood has lost touch with the “common folk”?