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The Types of People at Every Super Bowl Party

Steve Artressia

It’s Super Bowl weekend! To help you get ready for your Sunday festivities, I thought it might be a good idea to prepare you for . . . The Types of People You’ll Run Into At Your “Big Game” Party: 

  • The guy who celebrates every touchdown with a chest-bump while screaming, “THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ‘BOUT!”
  • The guy who signed up to bring napkins.
  • The woman who quietly monitors how much you drink.  A.k.a.: Your wife.
  • That HEATHEN who double-dips.
  • The guy who brings cheap beer then drinks all the expensive stuff.
  • The woman who has no idea who’s even playing but is still winning the betting squares.
  • The jerk who wanders into the back of your house and uses the “off-limits bathroom”.